Description

Embrace your inner cynic with this “You Are About to Exceed the Limits of my Medication” sarcastic keychain. Laser-engraved on high-quality leatherette, this keychain is the perfect blend of dark humor and everyday practicality. It’s a hilarious reminder to keep things in perspective, even when life throws you a curveball.

Features:

• Premium Leatherette: Durable and stylish, built to withstand daily wear and tear.
• Precise Laser Engraving: The “You Are About to Exceed the Limits of my Medication” quote is permanently etched, ensuring it won’t fade or wear off.
• Compact and Lightweight: Easily attaches to your keys, backpack, or purse.
• Unique Gift Idea: Surprise your friends and family with this witty and relatable keychain. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because.
• Conversation Starter: Spark laughter and lighthearted banter wherever you go.

Specifications:

Length 1 1/2″
Height 1 1/2″
Overall Size 1 1/2″ diameter

Care Instructions:

• Wipe clean with a damp cloth.

Add a touch of sarcasm to your everyday life. Order your “But Did You Die?” keychain today!

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